Adam Pally

Redesigned, energised and with a spring in his step, the Blue Blur dashes onto the silver screen to defy disaster in a solid, if somewhat shallow adaptation

12,000 years. TWELVE THOUSAND. Give or take 500 years either way. That’s somewhere in the region of 4.4 million days. More than 105 million hours.

Morally and intellectually vacuous, depressing, unfunny and just, well, bad, Dirty Grandpa makes you pray that Isis wins.