Amber Valletta

Age creeps up on everyone I suppose and dear old Jackie is looking a bit creaky when it comes to the fight scenes in this kids comedy actioner.

It’s the not-too-distant future and Ken Castle (Hall) is the richest man in the world thanks to his ground-breaking technology.

I tend to find ventriloquists dummies as scary as clowns, but this tame little flick fails to raise even one goosebump.