12,000 years. TWELVE THOUSAND. Give or take 500 years either way. That’s somewhere in the region of 4.4 million days. More than 105 million hours.
Morally and intellectually vacuous, depressing, unfunny and just, well, bad, Dirty Grandpa makes you pray that Isis wins.
If you can overlook the fact that Plaza is simply too old to be playing a high school girl, then The To Do List delivers genuine laughs in impishly vulgar fashion.