Comedy

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Average

9

Excellent

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Superb

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Meet The Spartans review

We did actually contemplate spending as much time and effort on reviewing Meet The Spartans as the makers did on writing and shooting it.

10

Superb

Seinfeld: Season 9 review

In 1998, the show said to be "about nothing" – which, as we all know, was really about the minutia of our everyday lives – finally bowed out after nine wonderful years.

1

Avoid

Norbit review

Norbit has taken $75m at the US box office. If their President wasn’t reason enough why most US citizens shouldn’t have the vote, that figure is all the extra proof...

8

Great

4

Poor

You, Me and Dupree review

If you’ve never thanked heaven for Owen Wilson — and chances are you haven’t, unless you’re Kate Hudson (allegedly) — then two hours of You, Me and Dupree will probably change that.

2

Dreadful

Scary Movie 4 review

Scary Movie 4 is billed as the fourth and final chapter in the trilogy. Which is: a) something we should instruct lawyers to enforce; and b) about as sophisticated and...

6

Fair

John Tucker Must Die review

Hell, they say – and they should know – hath no fury like a woman scorned. While William Congreve probably never imagined his words would inspire a teen comedy precisely like this...