Harald Kloser

6

Fair

2012

All previous disaster movies must now be recategorised as “Ruddy Nuisance Movies”, such is the scale of apocalyptic destruction on display in 2012.

3

Poor

10,000BC

We were promised an historical epic. We were promised an entertaining blockbuster. Heck, all of the trailers promised us a great big sabre-tooth tiger battle. And we were lied to.