This utterly misguided and miserable crime caper and coping session is only deserving of incarceration, with a meandering plot, shallow characters and wholly wasted potential defining its every passing minute
Every now and then, along comes a film that feels as though they shot the first draft of the script.
Do you know what you are? You are vengeance. And vengeance never dies.
At last, Machete Kills, the not-at-all-eagerly awaited sequel to the disappointing movie, Machete, no one really asked for or thought was that good based on the smirksome spoof trailer that...
Kids' films are tricky. The best of them – well, to be honest, anything made by Pixar – are more family films than movies just for kids, and tend to...
This sorry follow up to Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers is relentlessy awful, a dire comedy devoid of wit and intelligence, though some of the wince inducing humour...
As the credits roll on Machete, the voice over guy assures us that Machete "will return in Machete Kills ... and Machete Kills Again".
If you've already composed your Top 10 Worst Movie list for this year then be prepared to rip it up and start over.
As the credits roll on Machete, the voice over guy assures us that Machete "will return in Machete Kills ... and Machete Kills Again".
What do we find so fascinating about the dark side of the human psyche? While the televised 'social experiment' that was Big Brother may have descended into reality-TV farce, films...