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Connor Bolton

Connor Bolton is a Screenjabber contributor who likes his coffee the same colour as his comedy. He is a Pixar fanatic and an ardent gamer, Especially Nintendo. He actually was one of the dozens of people who bought a Wii U...
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Fair

300 review

With hordes of buff blokes wearing leather undies and little else, you’d be forgiven for thinking that 300 is some sort of chick flick. But it’s not.

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Poor

Meet The Robinsons

This latest Disney cartoon is a strange beast indeed. Graphically, it’s one of their best — a CGI creation with real warmth, an utterly charming style and amazing fluidity.

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Great

TMNT

Those angst-ridden, ass-kicking avengers with attitude are back in action, dudes. More than a decade after their last big-screen outing, the Turtles return to do what they do best —...

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Poor

Factory Girl

First things first. Sienna Miller can act. And yes, dear testosterone-producing readers, she does get them out.

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Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus

Fur, as the second bit of the title states, is An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus. For most viewers that probably screams one thing: pretension alert! And they’d be right.

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Great

Sleeping Dogs

An 18 certificate in the UK? If there was ever a film to challenge the logic of the British Board of Film Censors, it’s that rating.

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Poor

The Good German

From the opening scene, the class of Steven Soderbergh’s The Good German is strikingly obvious. This post WWII tale is shot in glorious black and white, like the classic movies...

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Avoid

Norbit review

Norbit has taken $75m at the US box office. If their President wasn’t reason enough why most US citizens shouldn’t have the vote, that figure is all the extra proof...

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Fair

Freedom Writers

A young idealistic teacher arrives at inner city school. Young idealistic teacher meets resistance. Young idealistic teacher gradually brings pupils around. Sniff, cry, roll credits.