Erich Hoeber

4

Poor

4

Poor

Battleship review

The reason I’m paid a fortune to write reviews is for lines like this: Battleship? Battleshit more like. Yet it almost feels redundant telling you that Battleship is a bad film.

6

Fair

4

Poor

Whiteout

“Antarctica. The coldest, remotest location on Earth.” When a film begins with a caption like that I fear the worst. Not for the protagonists, for myself.