This needless sequel to the 2010 hit has met with indifference at the overcrowded US box office.
The reason I’m paid a fortune to write reviews is for lines like this: Battleship? Battleshit more like. Yet it almost feels redundant telling you that Battleship is a bad film.
Every now and then, along comes a film where it's clear the stars have just done it for the money.
“Antarctica. The coldest, remotest location on Earth.” When a film begins with a caption like that I fear the worst. Not for the protagonists, for myself.