More than seven years after the last frightful instalment, Scary Movie returns with its fifth feature.
It's rare to find a decent adaptation of a Stephen King story, and Stand By Me – based on his novella The Body – is easily the best of the lot.
Picture the scene. An underwater shot showing a vast expanse of tranquil blue liquid, illuminated by dreamy shafts of sunlight.
Looking for a film with bucketloads of blood, boats and boobs? Well, you won't be disappointed – Piranha 3D has more of each than you could poke a pointy-toothed prehistoric...