John Bell

6

Fair

Battleship review (Blu-ray)

Battleship is a bad film – a cynical, corporate behemoth carrying a cargo of parts nicked from films like Armageddon, Independence Day and Transformers, and fueled by some shameless paycheckery...

4

Poor

Battleship review

The reason I’m paid a fortune to write reviews is for lines like this: Battleship? Battleshit more like. Yet it almost feels redundant telling you that Battleship is a bad film.

4

Poor

Wrath of the Titans review

Well, it's better than its predecessor, but that's not much of a recommendation. 2010's Clash of the Titans was rubbish, whereas Wrath is merely tolerable.