Phil Morris

2

Dreadful

Bottoms Up (DVD)

Bottoms Up might have been sold to us as a Paris Hilton film, but she only appears about 30 minutes in, with dyed brown hair, looking distinctly un-Paris-like.

0

Meet the Spartans (DVD)

We did actually contemplate spending as much time and effort on reviewing Meet The Spartans as the makers did on writing and shooting it.

0

Meet The Spartans review

We did actually contemplate spending as much time and effort on reviewing Meet The Spartans as the makers did on writing and shooting it.

10

Superb

Seinfeld: Season 9 review

In 1998, the show said to be "about nothing" – which, as we all know, was really about the minutia of our everyday lives – finally bowed out after nine wonderful years.