Roland Emmerich

5

Average

6

Fair

8

Great

6

Fair

Anonymous review (Blu-ray)

In recent years, the debate over whether Shakespeare was really the author of all his plays and sonnets seems to have become a worldwide phenomenon.

6

Fair

Anonymous review

In recent years, the debate over whether Shakespeare was really the author of all his plays and sonnets seems to have become a worldwide phenomenon.

4

Poor

2012 review (Blu-ray)

For 2012, serial planet-fucker Roland Emmerich opened his big book of eco-molesting sex positions and turned to the section marked Massive Biblical Apocalypse, though not before dipping into the Quasi-mystical...

6

Fair

2012

All previous disaster movies must now be recategorised as “Ruddy Nuisance Movies”, such is the scale of apocalyptic destruction on display in 2012.

3

Poor

10,000BC

We were promised an historical epic. We were promised an entertaining blockbuster. Heck, all of the trailers promised us a great big sabre-tooth tiger battle. And we were lied to.