We have, it must be said, been a little dismissive of Jason Staaaathaaaaam over the years.
Staaaaaaaaaaatham. Staaaaaaaaaatham. You know, previously I’ve taken the mickey out of Jason Staaaaaaa- sorry, Statham, but, as I mentioned after Death Race, I’ve stopped all of that.
Asking director Uwe Boll to take the helm of a movie is like asking Michael Jackson to do a spot of babysitting — it can only end in tears.
The heist movie is a classic mainstay of British cinema, with its love of the underdog and the ability to make even the most violent cockney criminals seem wry and endearing.
I can see where Tony Giglio wanted to take this good cop/bad cop thriller, with Snipes as the baddie who introduces the chaos theory — a series of seemingly unrelated...
War. Heurgh. Good god, y’all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Actually, War, in this instance, isn’t quite that bad.