Jason Statham

6

Fair

Death Race (DVD)

We have, it must be said, been a little dismissive of Jason Staaaathaaaaam over the years.

6

Fair

Transporter 3

Staaaaaaaaaaatham. Staaaaaaaaaatham. You know, previously I’ve taken the mickey out of Jason Staaaaaaa-  sorry, Statham, but, as I mentioned after Death Race, I’ve stopped all of that.

6

Fair

Death Race

We have, it must be said, been a little dismissive of Jason Staaaathaaaaam over the years.

2

Dreadful

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (DVD)

Asking director Uwe Boll to take the helm of a movie is like asking Michael Jackson to do a spot of babysitting — it can only end in tears.

3

Poor

The Bank Job (DVD)

The heist movie is a classic mainstay of British cinema, with its love of the underdog and the ability to make even the most violent cockney criminals seem wry and endearing.

3

Poor

Chaos (DVD)

I can see where Tony Giglio wanted to take this good cop/bad cop thriller, with Snipes as the baddie who introduces the chaos theory — a series of seemingly unrelated...

3

Poor

The Bank Job

The heist movie is a classic mainstay of British cinema, with its love of the underdog and the ability to make even the most violent cockney criminals seem wry and endearing.

2

Dreadful

War

War. Heurgh. Good god, y’all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Actually, War, in this instance, isn’t quite that bad.